Excellent Point

Tonight at dinner the conversation turned to farming.

"What do pigs eat?" asked Aiden, after I told him to stop eating like one.

"Slop," I said.

"Eww! That's disgusting!" There was a pause and then, "Mama, where do they go poo poo?"

"Outside."

"Oh," he responded both amazed and disgusted. "Don't they step all in it?"

"Of course they do," Mackenzie piped in. "That's why farmers don't wear flip-flops."