The Things I Have to Look Forward To

We have a fenceless yard and in it is a trampoline. As you can imagine, we have loads of kids on the trampoline on any given day.

This afternoon some older boys were jumping on the trampoline as I was walking through the yard.

"Hey, let's play that country game," said the one.

"Yeah, okay," replied the next one.

To which the third one responded, "Well European." No one responded so he repeated, "European...you know, European...you're a peeing and European!" Then all three fell on the trampoline laughing hysterically.