A Meeting of the Minds...NOT

Me: Oh my gosh, we're having a shower here this weekend. I need to clean the house, make the food and get the decor in order.

Nelson: Oh my gosh, we're having a shower here this weekend. I need to rewire the surround sound, install the new hook up for the cable and drill some holes in the support beams of the family room to run some lights in there for the first time since we've moved in.