Men are from Mars

Max was looking at a stack of glass plates I have sitting in my bedroom. "What are these for Mama?"

"Those are for a shower I'm giving buddy. Be careful with them okay?"

"Okay. But Mama, what are they for?"

"To put food on," I said wondering what kind of question that was.

With a surprised look on his face he asked, "You are going to eat in the shower?"