Got Milk?

Tonight we hit our neighborhood's newest restaurant for dinner. The waitress came to our table immediately and took our drink orders.

After at least 15 minutes of waiting for the drinks with no sign of her, the manager came over and asked if our drink orders had been taken. "Yes," I said, "a really long time ago. I'm not sure what happened to our waitress."

The manager said she'd check on it and left us. After another few minutes, our waitress finally returned with our drinks. "I'm sorry these took so long," she apologized. She went on to explain, "You see, we have to make our chocolate milk here."

I looked at her in a state of awe and then asked in all seriousness, "Did you have to milk the cow?"