Added to the Rule Book a Little Sooner than Planned

The boys and I were delivering dinner to a friend this evening when her young daughter ran across the room in nothing but her underwear. Before I knew it the boys were chasing after her.

"Boys," I said in a stern voice, "do not chase naked girls!"

My friend laughed and said, "I can see it now: Rule 1 for Parris boys is no chasing naked girls."