Things I Wish Someone Would Say About Me

This morning the boys were sitting on my bedroom floor playing with Felicity while I got ready.

“I hope she never, ever crawls or walks,” said Max and he smiled into her eyes.

“Why?” Dawson wanted to know.

“Because if she starts to crawl, she’ll get her exercise and when she does that she’ll lose her chubbiness and then she won’t be cute anymore.”